♪ and we won't break if we let go 'cause you and i already know ♪ ♪ we were bound to be set free eventually so here we are now you can say anything ♪ ♪ you can say anything you can say anything you can say anything you can say anything ♪ ♪ always say anything ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: tristan prettyman! beautiful song. thank you so much. that was fantastic. thank you. thank you. i want to thank my guests -- arsenio hall, karolina kurkova and, of course, tristan prettyman. tomorrow night, meredith vieira

will join us. but "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. that's the fun, that's the love, i feel the love right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, guys. it's going to be a fun show tonight. we're going to have a good time. here's what people are talking about. you guys, it was just announced that president obama will speak at ohio state's graduation in may. which should be great. i mean, the president has a lot in common with those students. he's currently in his fifth year and swamped in debt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] perfect. have you heard about this? officials in pakistan are complaining about the movie "zero dark thirty" contains a lot of errors about the country. they were like. [ in pakistani accent ] the movie makes pakistan out to be a hellish wasteland of corruption and intolerance, but in real life it is way worse than that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's like watching a pixar movie when i saw that. i was waiting for randy newman

to play a song at the end, i swear. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys. after the success of his book "killing lincoln," bill o'reilly is coming out with a new book called "killing jesus." although he's going to be super disappointed when he finds out there's already a book about that. [ applause ] pretty famous book. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pretty famous book. get this. i heard that playboy is coming out with its first iphone app later this year. [ applause ] or as you're girlfriend put it -- "hey, why is your iphone locked now?" [ laughter ] pretty cool app, it's called words with boobs. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: some celebrity news here. in a new interview, honey boo boo's mom said she doesn't want her daughters to become the next kardashians. [ laughter ] and you can see her trying to

prevent that in the reality show starring her daughters. speaking of the kardashians, kim kardashian has denied reports that she is backing out of her reality show after the ninth season. kim was like "don't worry, when i back out of something, you'll see it coming." [ applause ] [ truck backing up beep ] and finally, researchers have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes women to talk more than men. yeah. it's called chardonnay. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big, fun, fun show tonight. this guy is the best. i think he's one of the best comedians on television.

we love it when he stops by. stephen colbert is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] one of the most talented men. we were -- we were best friends for six months. >> steve: right. just for six months. >> jimmy: just a trial period, and then we were worst enemies for six months. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then we were -- right now we're frenemies, i think. >> steve: you're frenemies right now. >> jimmy: i think so or maybe six month. i don't know. i'll ask him when he gets out here. >> steve: you should check that out. >> jimmy: but anyways, stephen colbert is here. we love him. [ applause ] this guy cannot be stopped. he's one of my favorites. from "guys with kids," the hilarious anthony anderson is here. sharp dressed man. good looking dude, funny. >> steve: funny dude. plus, we've got sony's brand new playstation 4. we're going to have the first ever live tv demo of killzone: shadow fall. [ cheers and applause ] new controller. >> steve: it's nuts. >> jimmy: and we'll have standup from the very funny james adomian is going to be here. [ applause ] very, very funny comedian.

it's a good show, and make sure you watch our show tomorrow night. we are so excited. the whole building is abuzz. we have the first lady of the united states. michelle obama will be here tomorrow. [ applause ] plus our good friend scarlett johansson will stop by, and music from the avett brothers tomorrow. [ applause ] >> steve: wooo! wow. >> jimmy: it's going to be big tomorrow night. but tonight is fun, too. right now, it's time for "late night" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: hashtags, these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, because the academy awards are on sunday, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #badoscarsequels. then i asked you guys at home to tweet out a made-up sequel title for any movie that's ever been nominated for an oscar. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within ten minutes it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome, so thank you for those tweets, and now i

thought i would share some of my favorite bad oscar sequel tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @queenjfish. her bad oscar sequel is "django 2, getting djiggy with it." you pronounced the "d" in the second one. >> steve: i get it. djiggy. yeah. this one is from @lcsun. his sequel is "zero dark thirtysomething." osama bin laden's mid-life crisis. this one's from @courtyc. her bad oscar sequel is "weekend at lincoln's." [ laughter ] i look forward to that one. >> steve: fourscore and seven bars ago. say hi, abe. hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @waxandrew00.

his bad oscar is "les miserables 2: electric boogaloo." [ in french accents ] >> steve: boogaloo. >> jimmy: electric boogaloo. this one's from @ralphguerrero. his sequel is "argo make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here." [ laughter ] this one is from @sarahbest6b. her sequel is "o, brother where art thou 2? seriously, bro, where the hell art thou?" [ laughter ] this one is @applesauce. that's a good one you need to get. his sequel is "brokeback mountain 2, my back's starting to hurt." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, ouch. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. >> steve: i wonder what's going on in that mountain. >> jimmy: i don't know, i didn't see the first one. ♪ >> steve: you didn't see the first one? >> jimmy: i did not. >> steve: here's what it's about. >> jimmy: this is from @emmaedg.

her sequel is "my cousin vinny's cousin's wife roberta." [ laughter ] this is getting trickier and trickier. >> steve: that's a long title. >> jimmy: this one's from @louzambrona. his sequel is "ten commandments two, moses takes manhattan." yeah. >> steve: stylish. >> jimmy: yeah. and this last one is from @kimmyk521. her sequel is "dr. jekyll, and mr. hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands, too." there you have it, tonight's "late night" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with stephen colbert. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the capital one cash rewards card gives you 1% cash back on all purchases, plus a 50% annual bonus. and everyone likes 50% more... [ midwestern/chicago accent ] cheddar! yeah! 50 percent more [yodeling] yodel-ay-ee-oo. 50% more flash.

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performer and the host of "the colbert report," which airs weeknights at 11:30 p.m. on comedy central. please welcome back to the show, our good friend, stephen colbert, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone is excited. new york is excited. we are excited. >> i'm thrilled. welcome back, because you have exciting news to -- we have a lot to talk about here. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's not even about you. >> no, no, no. the biggest news in my life isn't about me which is rare. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is. yes. >> because i mostly like to talk about myself. >> jimmy: yeah, but no, now -- >> yeah. i'm a huge fan of me. >> jimmy: yeah. i know, i know. yeah. but -- >> i get actually worried when the conversation veers away from me. >> jimmy: now this is -- >> my sister. >> jimmy: your sister, elizabeth -- >> -- colbert-busch, she's running for congress.

she's running for congress? >> yeah. she's going to be the democratic -- >> woo! >> -- nominee in the first district of south carolina, so -- >> jimmy: this is major. >> yeah. this is huge. >> jimmy: how exciting is that? >> it's -- it's fantastic. it's kind of weird for me because i talk about politics all the time on my show. and i've -- you know, i've run for president a couple of times. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but i don't actually -- >> jimmy: sorry about that, by the way. >> thanks, very much. you know, you want to give. but -- [ laughter ] i don't actually have anything to offer people in a public office. >> jimmy: no. >> you know, it's natural for her to run because she has skills and something to offer society. i am professionally ridiculous. [ light laughter ] and so -- i just that what i do for a living doesn't sully her good character. >> jimmy: no, i don't think so. i think it should help. >> really, have you seen my show? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i listen to the audio books. >> did you? >> i really do, yeah. >> you did? >> jimmy: i do, i listen to the audio books. no, of course i love your show. >> thank you -- that's nice of you to say. that's nice of you to say, that you love my show. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: well, i was about to go over it and change the subject -- >> oh, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- into a different subject. >> that's a strong word, love. >> jimmy: i do love your show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i think you're doing something no comedian has ever done on television. >> thank you. thank you. oh, thank you very much. >> jimmy: i've got to be honest. >> i really -- i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think it will go down in the history books as one of the best performances by a comedian ever in the history of comedy. >> well, thank you very much. >> jimmy: it's a great show. good writing. >> i love your show, too. >> jimmy: have you ever seen our show? >> i'm old. i don't stay up that late. [ laughter ] no, i do, i do. >> jimmy: you do. >> for similar reasons. >> jimmy: you have trouble sleeping? >> what you just said was so nice and so eloquent about me -- i believe it. because i can read lies in people and that was the ring of truth. >> jimmy: i do -- i really mean it. i can't believe that you're even doing -- how great of a job you're doing. >> this is going well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can we go back to what i was talking about? >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: your sister. >> my sister, my sister elizabeth colbert-busch -- >> jimmy: this is exciting. >> -- is running for congress in south carolina in the first district. >> jimmy: and you're running a

fund-raiser -- this is what a good brother you are. you're hosting a fund raiser this saturday at a bowling alley. >> in charleston, south carolina, yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to be in the bowling alley? >> yeah, we're going to raise money in the bowling alley because -- we're of the people. you know, got to go to a bowling alley because that's where people are, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love bowling. are you a good -- are you a good bowler? >> i'm excellent. you put the -- you put the bumpers in, and i can -- >> jimmy: wait a second, that's like -- >> i can throw down. >> jimmy: that's like cheating though, kind of. >> well, i'm drinking. [ laughter ] that's why bowling -- very few sports have -- "a," i love wearing other people's shoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that goes without saying. >> that, bowling, golf. >> jimmy: golf is fun. >> 'cause i go -- to the club house and i take over people's shoes. >> jimmy: yeah, you shouldn't do that. that's not the same rules. >> plus, there's a bar right there. >> jimmy: yeah. bowling alleys, it's almost too convenient. >> one of the few sports that comes with a bar. >> jimmy: that's true. i didn't think about that. >> track and field -- >> jimmy: no bar. >> there's generally not an open bar like at the high-hurdles. >> jimmy: i don't know why though, it would make it more interesting. >> it would. it would make it more fun.

>> jimmy: so at this fund-raiser, you're going to be there, you're going to bowl. people will get to meet your sister elizabeth and -- >> yeah, and me. >> jimmy: and you. >> and me, i'll be there too. >> jimmy: you'll be there as well greeting people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're not running for -- i'm talking about your sister. >> i know, but i'm famous. >> jimmy: no stephen. >> again, the conversation is veering away from me. >> jimmy: www.colbertbuschforcongress.com. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you can get information there and make donations there as well. >> you can. >> jimmy: you can. >> yeah. i did. >> jimmy: and you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. >> well, you've got to. you've got an older sister, right? >> jimmy: i do. >> you've got to do for your sister, right? >> jimmy: you've got to do. >> you gots -- [ light laughter ] you almost -- >> together: got to do. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> for older sister. >> jimmy: for older sister. >> because she would kill me if i didn't. >> jimmy: yeah, she really would. she's half the reason you are -- >> exactly. i'm the last of 11 children. i'm the youngest of 11 children. she's my closest sister, and i was -- as like a 3-year-old, i would do things like "i wonder what it would be like if i hit my brother jay in the shins with a ball peen hammer?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i would whack! and go giggling off and i'd hide behind lulu, and lulu would say,

"oh, did the little baby hurt you?" yes, give him to me, that i might hurt him in return. [ light laughter ] she saved -- she saved my life. >> jimmy: you owe her. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is great. this is a fun thing to pay her back. actually, she does deserve this and it could be really fun. >> she's an incredible person. she raised three kids by herself, you know, on a salary of like $14,000 a year. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, then went to college and made something of herself. and now she's going to be the democratic nominee from south carolina. isn't that incredible? >> jimmy: very good. you got to -- [ cheers and applause ] got to be very proud of her. you -- [ applause ] -- last year, however, you -- i remember you founded the colbert super pac. >> colbert super pac, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. now this is a big thing. a lot of people raised a lot of money. why did you create the super pac, the colbert super pac? >> i originally created it to see whether i could. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: see if you could get away with it. >> yeah, honest to god. because the network really didn't want me to. >> jimmy: yeah. >> 'cause -- i said, "why -- why

are you worried whether i'm going to create one?" they said, "'cause if you create one that could be trouble." and i said, "well, then i will be doing that." [ laughter ] and they were eventually good with it once our lawyers started talking to each other. they were cool. they were cool -- >> jimmy: it was kind of amazing, though. >> well, i just wanted to see if you could use money in an unlimited way in politics. and it turns out you can. you know, there's no lock on the tiger cage of money. so, i did it. i did it for almost 2 years -- i did it for 20 months and then -- before my sister actually even announced, i gave all the money away. or rather -- yeah, i gave all the money away. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a sec. >> i gave all the money away. >> jimmy: what do you mean you gave all the money away? >> it's gone, jimmy. [ laughter ] 'cause i don't know what you need. >> jimmy: come on, man. >> -- need. >> jimmy: come on man. >> so, i've given all the money -- all the money went to either sandy victims or habitat for humanity -- >> jimmy: very nice. >> -- all that kind of stuff. yeah, >> jimmy: that's very, very cool of you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: more with stephen colbert after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] dove has asked real women to try

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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are here with the great stephen colbert. he hosts his award-winning show "the colbert report" weeknights at 11:30 p.m. over on comedy central. i -- i love having you here because -- and i wanted to ask you about this, because -- at one point we were best friends for six months. >> yeah. best friends forever for six months. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: best friends forever for six months. >> and then after that -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- we were eternal enemies. >> jimmy: for six months. >> for six months. >> jimmy: that was brutal, rough time for me. >> we've been through a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. and then we were frenemies at one point. >> yeah, yeah. now we know each other. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. we have a lot in common. >> oh, yeah. we both have ice creams and stuff. >> jimmy: this is what i'm talking about, late night snack here. top seller, ben & jerry's. [ cheers and applause ] is it very good? >> that's really good. that's really good. it's got those chocolate -- clumps. it's got chocolate clumps. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: chocolate-covered potato chips. >> whatever. >> jimmy: that's what it has in here. this is a cutting edge, your ice cream americone dream. >> yeah, it has waffles.

chocolate-covered waffles. >> jimmy: absolutely. everyone needs chocolate covered waffles. it's something that everyone has on their breakfast table every morning. >> i'm very proud to share a freezer case with you. [ light laughter ] and when i'm -- do you do this? like if you're at a convenience store like, in ohio or something, you look in, if they have ben & jerry's, do you see if your flavor is in there? >> jimmy: i do. >> i always look to see if my flavor's in there. >> jimmy: i've got to be honest. i really do. [ laughter ] >> that's market penetration. you want to know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and sometimes i see only yours. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'll only see yours. and i say to myself that they've sold out of mine. [ laughter ] that's how i sleep at night. >> jimmy: that's how you sleep at night, yeah. i remember i once i went into a ben & jerry's -- it's in universal theme park. and they have a ben & jerry's, and i went in and i looked at the scoops. to see who's was scooping more. >> yeah. mm-hmm. >> jimmy: mine or yours. >> yeah, and? >> jimmy: and yours -- yours was scooped more. but, here's what made me angry. >> what? >> jimmy: the kid behind, the poor young man behind -- i go, "hey, how you doing, man? i'm jimmy fallon."

and i actually had to say my name. he had no idea who i was. i go, which ice cream is selling more, colbert or jimmy fallon? i was with a couple writers, and he goes, "oh, definitely the colbert." [ laughter ] really? you're not gonna lie to me. [ talking over each other ] >> i'm right here. >> jimmy: i introduced myself you rude, jerk. >> where is that? i'll go there, i'll ask. >> jimmy: you will? >> i'll go there and i'll ask. >> jimmy: it's in hollywood, california, tinsel town. >> yeah. hey, listen. speaking of hollywood and tinsel town, and celebrating. you just won a grammy. >> jimmy: i just won a grammy award. >> congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: it is for our comedy album. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you were -- >> i was proud to be on it. >> jimmy: you were on it. you sang a song. >> we sang "friday" together a couple years ago. i don't know if you guys saw it. >> jimmy: it was fantastic. [ applause ] it was really, really cool. >> yeah, and i was proud to be one of the reasons why you won. [ laughter ] honestly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i snapped on the old tv the night after you won to see you thank everybody, and -- and i believe we have a clip of that. >> jimmy: you guys. we won a grammy last night! ♪

[ cheers and applause ] i got to thank all the artists that appeared on this record. bruce springsteen, justin timberlake, dave matthews, big n rich, eddie vedder, paul mccartney. and i gotta thank the roots for playing all the music. [ cheers and applause ] of course, i want to thank all the fans. it was such an honor. thank you so much. i'm so excited. [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ] >> something missing? something missing from that list? that was a long clip. [ laughter ] a real long clip, i didn't hear my name. what happened? >> jimmy: i'm actually very sorry. i apologize. >> yeah. i wish i were hurt. [ laughter ] i mean, really. >> jimmy: come on, man, i didn't -- >> you couldn't -- >> jimmy: well, i didn't thank everyone. i didn't thank brian williams. he was on the album. >> are you comparing these pipes -- [ laughter ] to the vocal stylings of nbc prompter monkey, brian williams?

[ laughter ] seriously. >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ applause ] >> you thank! you thank, okay? yes. you thank. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. you didn't thank everyone when you won your grammy. >> you mean this? you mean this, when i won this? [ cheers and applause ] did yours not come in the mail yet? >> jimmy: no. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they make you wait. >> it's like two months. >> jimmy: two months. >> and then you're not supposed to do certain things with it. >> jimmy: you can't do anything with it. i was gonna pour something in mine and they said, "please don't do that." >> they got very mad at me when i fed mine baby food on air. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause you loved it so much? >> i love it, it's my baby. >> jimmy: you fed it baby food. >> so, anyway, yeah. >> jimmy: well, look, i was -- you didn't thank everyone. i mean, you didn't thank elvis costello. willie nelson was on yours. john legend, toby keith. >> i didn't thank any of those guys. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> because you're up there, when you're at grammys and you win, you go up there and the camera

is on you and there's 15,000 people at the staples center they're chanting your name. >> jimmy: no, no. >> yours wasn't broadcasted. my category was broadcast. [ audience ohs ] and when you're under that kind of pressure you just can't remember the people who helped you get where you got. [ laughter ] i feel bad. i feel bad. i feel bad. i shouldn't have -- i shouldn't have -- >> jimmy: let's just stop. let's just stop this. i wanted to stop this right now -- >> i want to stop it, too. we've been through a lot together. >> jimmy: we have. i actually have something for you. i have a gift for you. >> i have a gift for you, too. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's my gift here. >> here's my gift. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one envelope? >> yeah, papyrus. papyrus. right downstairs here. [ talking over each other ] very nice. >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. wait. you open mine first. >> no, no. you go ahead. >> jimmy: you're my guest. so you -- >> you know what? let's open them at the same time. >> jimmy: okay, on the count of 23. >> okay, good. [ laughter ] wait, wait, on 23 or like 23 and

then open? >> jimmy: 23, then open. >> okay. >> both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ scattered applause ] >> oh, my god! look at that. >> both: you invited me to your oscar party. [ light laughter ] huh. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- >> i can't. >> jimmy: i can't. >> i mean, i've got this -- [ light laughter ] i have a thing. >> jimmy: i can't make yours. >> why? >> jimmy: because i have my -- i have my thing. [ laughter ] >> well, just cancel your thing and come to my thing.

>> jimmy: i can't cancel my thing. all my best friends are at this. >> your what? [ audience aws ] no, that's cool. no, that's cool. you know what? that's cool, i understand. nope, i got the same thing. >> jimmy: wait, if you're not coming to my party and you're not coming to my party then i guess -- >> this means we're not best friends. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: so we're not best friends. >> no. >> jimmy: and we're not eternal enemies. >> no. >> jimmy: what are we? are we friends? >> we're friend-ly. [ laughter ] we're just friend-ly. >> jimmy: do you think that we'll ever be good friends? >> i don't know, jimmy. let's not force this. let's just let it happen. >> jimmy: let's just let it happen. i think i know what you're talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ivory and ivory i can tolerate you and you don't mind me ♪ ♪ if rihanna and chris brown can be friendly why can't we? ♪ [ applause ] ♪ ♪ we all know jimmy likes to laugh at all his own jokes ♪ ♪ his ice cream sucks but he's okay ♪ ♪ you're okay, i guess but your ice cream tastes just like al roker's his pants ♪ ♪ but we're still good friends ♪

♪ ivory and ivory i can tolerate you and you don't mind me ♪ ♪ if rihanna and chris brown can be friendly why can't we ♪ ♪ ivory, ivory let's agree to disagree ♪ ♪ ivory, ivory two good friends we'll some day be ♪ ♪ ivory, ivory let's agree to disagree ♪ ♪ ivory, ivory two good friends who know we'll be ♪ >> jimmy: my potential good friend, stephen colbert, everybody! stick around. we'll be right back with anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very, very funny and talented actor who is one of the stars of the funny "guys with kids" which airs on wednesdays at 8:30 p.m., right here on nbc. ladies and gentleman, please give it up for anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kids, i don't know what's wrong with these kids today kids, who can understand anything they say ♪ ♪ kids, they are disobedient disrespectful oafs noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy loafers ♪ ♪ while we're on the subject kids ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you always look good. i have to say, i like the bowtie. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: yeah, that's very -- >> thank you. two things about this bowtie.

i don't know if i stopped eating pork when i started wearing the bowtie, or if i started wearing the bowtie and then stopped eating pork. either way i no longer eat pork. >> jimmy: explain this to me. why? >> i have no idea. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you just don't eat pork anymore? >> i don't eat pork anymore. just health reasons. but i don't know if it's because i started wearing a bowtie now, but i will tell you this. i think we all look alike because questlove looked at me walking down the hall and was like, "hey, kamal. where you get that suit?" [ laughter ] and i was like -- and i was like, have i lost that much weight and that much pigmentation? [ laughter ] i wasn't sure. wasn't sure. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. he looks great and you look sharp. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thank you for coming here. >> i know kamal still eats pork, so i don't know how they could confuse the two. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's why you do the bowtie, exactly. how is the family doing? >> family's doing good. >> jimmy: i know you're throwing your son a big birthday party. >> yeah, he turns 13, and all of his friends in school are jewish, so we are having nathan's hip-hop bromitzvah.

[ laughter ] he's having a bromitzvah tomorrow night in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a bromitzvah. >> a bromitzvah. >> jimmy: can you explain what it is, 'cause i don't know what that is. >> well, it's the brothers' version of the bar mitzvah. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. all right. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. he's turning 13, and we're having a hip-hop, he wanted a hip-hop theme party, so it's actually nathan's hip-hop bromitzvah. and he's wearing -- it's old school, so they're wearing kangols, shell toe adidas, gold chains. i'm actually giving all this stuff away at the bromitzvah. >> jimmy: everyone gets a kangol? kangol hat. >> everybody gets a kangol, shell top adidas and the gold chains. >> jimmy: here's your son right there. look at him. >> that's him right there. [ dience aws ] that's what they get. they get everything minus the money. [ applause ] cory didn't really play in it because we're not really jewish. so i've been playing it for 13 years, so i'm a little broke now. [ light laughter ] but what's crazy about this, we're having this air brushed on like a 10 x 20 backdrop so everybody gets to take pictures in front of nathan's bromitzvah. >> jimmy: how nice. what a good dad you are.

i wish i had that. that's a cool dad to have right there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you still embarrassing your daughter? >> always. >> jimmy: your adorable daughter, why? >> i'm her dad. >> jimmy: that's your job. >> that's my job in life. embarrass her in front of her, you know, her boyfriend, but i didn't know it was her boyfriend then. so i just want to shout-out andre, hey, brother. i do not dislike you. i love you. >> jimmy: wait, what is this about? what happened? >> when they were first dating or courting or what not, i saw them in the library. i was going on a trip, and i was going over to afghanistan for a uso tour so i wanted to go to the school to say good-bye to my kids. and i saw her sitting with this young man, and i had no idea who he was. so, one of the other football players walked by. i was like, "hey, kieran, who's the little man hanging with my baby girl?" he was like, "oh, that's andre, mr. anderson. he's cool, he's cool." and i turn to andre i was like, "you get a pass only because he says your cool. all right?" [ laughter ] i had no idea that my daughter was digging on this dude, and this dude was digging on my baby girl. but he's the captain of the

football team, they won the state championship. and i dig him, he's a very respectful young man. so andre, i love you. come have dinner at the house, man! we're good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. see, it's all about squashing beefs -- >> we're good! >> jimmy: -- and peace out here. you do a lot of great charity stuff, and i gotta say that's one of the things i love about you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i always see you at these events. and you did a uso thing. you went over to afghanistan? >> we went over to aviano air force base. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] went over to support the troops and just tell them how much we appreciate what they do for us, but went over to qatar, aviano air force base, the uss enterprise, leatherneck -- >> jimmy: "the enterprise?" >> -- afghanistan, and a bunch of different places. >> jimmy: you took air force two. >> air force two. they serve kool-aid on air force two! look at that. [ laughter ] grape kool-aid! [ applause ] they serve kool-aid on air force two! ask the first lady this tomorrow. ask her what her favorite flavor is and she better say red. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: red is not a flavor. >> red is a flavor!

>> jimmy: red is not a flavor. >> red is a flavor when you're talking about kool-aid, and i'm a comedian. [ laughter ] ask the first lady tomorrow what her favorite flavor is, and bet she gonna say, "it's red, jimmy." it's red. >> jimmy: red is not a flavor of kool-aid. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: i've got to say. you're super funny on "guys with kids." this week coming up, tempestt bledsoe, gosh, we love her so much. >> yes. >> jimmy: she is reuniting with keisha knight pulliam. >> yeah. vanessa and rudy back together again. >> jimmy: that's pretty fun, what was that like? was that fun? >> yeah. it's cool. i got to kiss both of them. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> don't worry about that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> no, i mean, i kiss tempestt every week on the show because she's my wife. and when rudy, or keisha knight pulliam shows up on the show we get to have a little kiss because that's my sister-in-law. i'm just saying, trivia question. how many men have kissed both huxtable sisters? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all you're saying, yeah. >> that's all i'm saying. >> jimmy: you're great on the show. i just want to show a clip of this. this is -- you're getting back -- your character is

getting back in the business world. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's invented something. >> yeah, the wrapkin. >> jimmy: the wrapkin? now what is the wrapkin? >> it's like an overcho. like a poncho, overcho thing. something to protect the clothing that you wear over your clothes so when your kids' hands are dirty, your clothes stay clean. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like a giant napkin. >> a giant napkin, but we call it the wrapkin. >> jimmy: the wrapkin, here we go. we have a clip. here's anthony anderson in "guys with kids," take a look at this. >> four days in a row, dad. you've been late for four days in a row. >> i know, but your mother still doesn't need to know about this. >> it's getting harder and harder for me to keep my mouth shut. [ laughter ] >> cut me some slack, man. have i missed a payment? [ laughter ] come on, let's go. let's go. where are the twins? hit that button, man! hit the button! agh! agh! okay, all right. look. i've got to run downstairs. you guys stay here. here's my wallet. take as much as you need to keep quiet about this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anthony anderson. "guys with kids" airs wednesdays

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last night, sony held a huge press conference here in new york city to announce the playstation 4. here now to show us the new system with the first live televised demo of killzone: shadow fall, the managing director and co-founder of guerrilla games, herman hulst, everybody. welcome, my man. ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. i'm very excited about this. i'm a gamer. i'm a geek. i want to see it. this is the new control right here, right? this is -- wow, look at this. ps4. >> hold it. pick it up. it's great. >> jimmy: i coulldn't pick it up. i thought it was glued to the thing. with this rate, it's -- that's like a touch screen or something? >> that is a touch screen, yeah.

>> jimmy: so you're swiping and just going through menus. >> very easily swiftly go through menus. >> jimmy: i like that >> look that the -- look at that. >> jimmy: the trigger's got a little edge to it now, which is fun. that's good. first person shooting. >> anthony: jimmy, i know you thought you'd never hear me ask you this, but can i hold it? [ laughter ] >> give it up, jimmy. come on, he can have it. >> jimmy: i want to ask about this button over here though, the share button. what does share mean, and it's not c-h-e-r, by the way. it's s-h-a-r-e. share. what does share mean? >> the share button is very important. now, gaming is no more a solitary thing. it's something you do with your friends. and you play through your game, you've got your most heroic moments. one click on the share button, share with all your friends. it's right there. >> jimmy: so it can go -- like a network. >> on to facebook friends, everybody you know, whether they're are gamers or not. right there. >> jimmy: and can you actually finish the game if you share it with them. >> you share your highlights with them essentially. >> jimmy: kind of fun. i think that's so exciting. >> the controller, it's got so many cool new things.

we have the speaker on it. it's got radio messages and killzone: shadow fall, for instance, being broadcast. >> jimmy: yeah, let's talk about killzone: shadow fall. can we take a look at it. >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: who is this gentleman, here? >> so we've got steven here, the game director of killzone: shadow fall. >> jimmy: i'm afraid of steven already. steven -- >> he's a big guy. >> jimmy: steven's got -- oh, look at him. this is good -- now, this -- this ps4 is much more memory, right? much more memory than the ps -- >> oh, it's an incredibly powerful machine. it's super charged. we have 8 gigabytes of the fastest unified memory, which is -- >> jimmy: what was it before? >> it's about 60 times what we had available with playstation 3. so -- >> jimmy: wow. so as a developer, this is exciting for you. >> this is super exciting. >> jimmy: can you can just build bigger worlds? >> you know, they're large scale, very vibrant worlds, and at the same time, it gives us the space to develop these characters that you truly care about, the definition here is something that we haven't experienced before. steven's climbing here, something we weren't able to do before in killzone. >> jimmy: i mean, you can walk

around this whole giant world. i mean, killzone basically is the bad guys come over the wall. >> oh, look at that. >> jimmy: oh, knife to the -- >> it's the new brutal melee and one go, a chain combo kill. all the machine gunners. >> jimmy: destroyed that guy. i mean, this is -- can i -- can i -- can i get my hands on this thing? >> i'm not sure. he's a bad guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's in a hairy situation here. show them slow mo. right, so we have a focus thing here, he's in a hairy situation. you slow him down. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. share, share! share that moment right there. a little slow mo. look at this. oh. oh man, he just stabbed him with his gun. that was just -- rude. >> okay, steven, let's have -- >> jimmy: can i try? >> give jimmy the control. >> jimmy: yeah! you go down. >> jimmy: oh, boy! here we go. what's up, dude? how you doing, man? how's is going? leave me alone. i can't see anything. >> keep firing. >> jimmy: i can't -- i'm off. i'm sorry.

>> yeah, one board. >> jimmy: i've got to reload. >> group tries try to reload. >> jimmy: oh. >> try to reload. >> jimmy: you shouldn't have got up. you shouldn't have got up! all right. now what do we do. >> very good. maybe hand the control to anthony. >> jimmy: all right, anthony, try this thing out. >> anthony: what do i do? [ talking over each other ] >> okay. r1. r1. >> jimmy: oh, oh, oh, elbow to the face. kill him! kill him! >> anthony: look at that! look at that! all right! i don't want to go. >> jimmy: you're shooting up the air conditioning. >> anthony: okay. >> jimmy: don't worry about the air conditioning. >> anthony: hide in there. >> jimmy: shoot up the people, not the air conditioning. >> anthony: how do i move this, jimmy? >> jimmy: move down! >> anthony: i got it. i got it, i got it. okay! >> jimmy: what is he doing? shoot him! shoot him! >> anthony: jimmy! >> jimmy: give it to the crazy guy. get the crazy guy. he's wearing all black. he knows what to do. >> all right. >> don't let him escape. >> jimmy: this is so -- i just lost ten pounds right now. oh! >> anthony: all right, all

right. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. you guys, i can't thank you enough. when is this available? >> so killzone: shadow fall's coming out when the ps4 comes out and it's going to be holiday season this year. >> jimmy: holiday season this year. herman, thank you so much for bringing this. you're a stud. anthony, thank you. thanks to sony playstation and herman hulst from guerrilla games. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night." ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we ran out of time.